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[♪]

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My dear doctors,

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it is indeed a pleasure
to welcome you here

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for the beginning
of your practice.

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This letter states
that in this group,

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there are three of you
who are not overly bright,

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but were graduated because you
had been in the senior class

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too many years.

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Your identity
I shall keep secret

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and will disclose
to no one

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on one condition:

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that you try hard
and forever devote your lives

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to the glorious cause
of duty and humanity.

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ALL:
We will.

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Hello, doc. How are ya?
Glad to see ya.

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Spread out.

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GRAVES:
Do you hereby solemnly swear

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to devote the rest
of your lives

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to the cause of duty
and humanity?

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ALL:
For duty and humanity.

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And remember!

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When you hear your call
come over the loudspeaker,

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rush immediately
to answer,

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as seconds mean lives.

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ALL:
Yes, sir.

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MAN [OVER P.A.]:
<i>Calling Dr. Howard,</i>

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<i>Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.</i>

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<i>Calling Dr. Howard,
Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.</i>

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[WHOOPING]

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[CURLEY WHOOPING]

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MAN:
<i>Dr. Howard, report to Room 66,</i>

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<i>Dr. Fine, Room 72,
Dr. Howard, Room 83.</i>

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<i>Rooms 66, 72, 83.</i>

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66 over.
72 over.
83 over.

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MAN:
<i>Sixty-six, 72, 83.</i>

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On Track 13,

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all aboard for Philadelphia,
Chicago and points west.

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MAN:
<i>Emergency call. Emergency call.</i>

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<i>Sixty-six, 72, 83.
Calling all cars.</i>

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Calling all cars.

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[WHOOPING]
Calling all cars.

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MOE and LARRY:
Calling all cars!
Calling all cars!

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Come on. Get going.
Come on, there.

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Calling all cars.

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[BLOWING WHISTLE]

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Oh, a wise guy, eh? I've got a
good mind to hand you a ticket.

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Where's your driver's license?

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Spread out.

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Pull over to the curb, you.
I want to talk to you.

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Open your mouth.

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What's your name?

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[MUFFLED]
Anna Conda.

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On account of what?

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No, no. Just Anna Conda.

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Anna Conda.
Anna Conda.

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Anna Conda,
95 and an eighth.

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Anna Conda,
95 and an eighth.

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That's awfully low,
doctor.

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Yeah, we ought to sell.

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Sell 100 Anna Conda
at 95 and an eighth.

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100 Anna Conda sold.
Come on, get going, folks.

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Get going.
Get out of here.

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[BLOWS WHISTLE]
Put your thumb out on turns.

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Break it up.
Come on. Come on. Come on.

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Hurry it up.
Come on.

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[CURLEY WHOOPING]

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Ohhh, cutie pie.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Get off
of that carriage.

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No.

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Get off
of that carriage.

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Come on.
Get out of here.

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Get out of there.

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Take this carriage out.

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I'll take it
when I'm ready.

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Are you ready?

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Yeah, I'm ready.
All right.

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[GIGGLING]

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Oh, Dr. Howard,
Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.

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Is it true that an apple a day
keeps the doctor away?

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[GIGGLES]

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Yes, that's true.

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Well, then, why don't
the patients eat an apple a day

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and save hospital expenses?

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[GIGGLES]

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Pardon me if I laugh.

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[LAUGHS]

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That's a pippin.

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Oh, I know
what a pippin is.

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You do, eh?
What's a pippin?

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A-a pippin is an apple

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with its skin
on the outside.

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[GIGGLES]

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Did you ever see an apple
with the skin on the inside?

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Oh, sure I did.

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[GIGGLES]

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You did?

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Uh-huh.

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Where?

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In homemade apple pie.

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[GIGGLING]

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MAN [OVER P.A.]:
<i>Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine,
Dr. Howard.</i>

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[WHOOPING]

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<i>Calling Dr. Howard,
Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.</i>

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<i>Dr. Howard, report to Room 66.</i>

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<i>Dr. Fine, 72. Dr. Howard, 83.</i>

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<i>Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine,
Dr. Howard,</i>

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<i>report to Dr. Graves' office.</i>

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Hello, captain.
Did you send for us?

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Yes. How'd you find
that patient in 66?

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Under the bed.

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How'd you find
the patient in 72?

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Up on the chandelier.

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What'd you do
for him?

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Nothin'.
What'd he ever do for us?

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What are you working here for?

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ALL:
For duty and humanity.

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MAN:
<i>Calling Dr. Howard,
Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.</i>

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[WHOOPING]

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MOE:
Giddyup, Julius.
Giddyup, Julius.

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[BELL CLANGING]

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Giddyup, Julius.

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MAN:
<i>Calling Dr. Howard,
Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.</i>

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What is it?

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MAN:
<i>There is a messenger boy</i>

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<i>down in the lobby
to see you.</i>

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Send him up.

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Here I am.

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What service.
Give us the message.

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Can't.
Seventy-five cents, collect.

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Who's it from?

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It's from a dame
by the name of Nellie.

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ALL:
My girl.

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What does she say?

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She says she loves all three,
but she'll marry the one

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that does the greatest thing
for duty and humanity.

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ALL:
Thanks.

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Hey.

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How's about my money?

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I'll tell ya. We'll toss for it.
Pay you double or nothing.

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Yeah, he'll call it
because he's tongue-tied.

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That'll make it
easier.

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Uh, have you
got a coin?

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Yeah.

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That'll really
make it easier.

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What is it,
head or tail?

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[MUMBLES]

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What?

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[MUMBLES]

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Is that it?

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Certainly.

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Oh, then you lose. We'll split
this three ways, fellas.

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You tellin' me?
Just a victim of circumstance.

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How is she, doctor?

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A slight hope.

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That's too bad.
What's the matter?

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She's in a coma.

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I am not. I'm in a bed.

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Gee, the joint is haunted.

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How old are you?

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I'm 35.

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Nah, you couldn't get
that fresh in 35 years.

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Lay down.

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Gimme that--
That thing there.

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Yeah.

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Can't live till morning.

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♪ Ba-ba-ba-boo
Ba-ba-ba-boo ♪

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Just a minute.
Just a minute.

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What do you gentlemen
know about medicine?

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Why, we graduated

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with the highest temperatures
in our class.

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[SCOFFS]
Some class.

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You said it, kid.
Some class.

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What're you
trying to do?

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Why, you don't even know

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how to deliver
a proper anesthetic.

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Boys, give the doctor
a little anesthesia.

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[CLANGS]

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A winner every time.
No blanks.

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Say, doctor, do you really think
I'm gonna get better?

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I'm very sorry,
but I'm afraid you are.

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Oh, thanks, doctor.

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You don't know
how I really appreciate it.

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Doctor!
We're mighty proud of you.

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You've done a wonderful thing
for humanity.

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And when we leave here,
we're going right down

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to the president's
office and--

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We won't say
a word about it.

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What's the matter?
What are you buttin' in for?

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MAN:
<i>Calling Dr. Howard,
Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.</i>

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<i>Report
to Dr. Graves' office.</i>

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Remember our oath
for duty and humanity.

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Get goin'.

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[WHISTLES]

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Right away.
Colonel, did you call us?

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Yes.
And just another thing.

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Uh, uh, hello?

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Hello. Hello. Hello!

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Hello.

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Don't let that body go out of 84
until the bill is paid.

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I ain't got no body.

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Yes. It's in 84.

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Yes! Yes! Yes!
Hello?

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Yes, yes!

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Yes.

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The line's busy.

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Say, there's nobody
on your line.

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I know,
but I'm expectin' a call.

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GRAVES:
Just a minute!

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Go to Room 81. There's
a dangerous patient, and hurry.

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Hurry.

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Don't get nervous.

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The patient ain't goin'
no place.

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Hurry!

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That is the momentous question.

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I once asked Hamlet,

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and he made
this suggestion.

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He said,
"Go for a walk,"

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and I met a dog.

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[GROWLING, BARKING]

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[HISSING]

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[SPITS]

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Water.

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Water!

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Water.

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Fellas, let's give him
some medicine.

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Oh, yes.

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Annaponatag.

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Sederscram.
Sederscram.

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Bolsiax.
Bolsiax.

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Senakonapon.
Senakonapon.

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Enot.
Enot.
Enot.

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Set?
That's it.

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<i>Voila.
For duty and humanity.</i>

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PATIENT:
Rats!

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You know,
once I was crazy.

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You see that button hole?

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Rats used to come
out of that.

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As fast as they'd
come out,

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I'd grab 'em,
throw 'em down,

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and another one would come out.
Hey. Hey.

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You were-- You ain't well yet.
Why?

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There's another one
comin' out now.

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You take it.
I've got enough of 'em.

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I'll be seein' ya.

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Look!

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Great big, giant,
green canaries.

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Green canaries. Heh.

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[ALL YELP]

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[WHOOPING]
Agh!

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Aaaagh!

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Move over.
You've got company.

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Dr. Howard.

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[HICCUPS]
Dr. Fine.

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[HICCUPS]
Dr. Howard.

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[HICCUPPING]
Her shoes are too tight.

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Her cold's breakin' up.

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Wait a minute.
Pitch that an octave higher.

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[HICCUPS]

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♪ Oh-lee-oh-lay ♪

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[HICCUPS]

263
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♪ Oh-lay ♪
♪ Oh-lay ♪

264
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[HICCUPS]

265
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♪ Oh-lay ♪
♪ Oh-lay ♪

266
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[HICCUPS]
ALL: ♪ Oh ♪

267
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ALL: ♪ Oh-lee-oh-lay ♪
[HICCUPS]

268
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ALL: ♪ Oh-lay ♪
[HICCUPS]

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ALL:
♪ Oh-lay-ee-oh ♪

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[HICCUPS TWICE]

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MAN:
<i>Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine,
Dr. Howard.</i>

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[ALL HICCUPPING]

273
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

274
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Terrible disaster at the
oil wells. Twenty men injured.

275
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Radium's the only thing
that will save their lives.

276
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Give us the radium,
we'll get goin'.

277
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It's locked in the safe.
I can't get it.

278
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Why not?
During the excitement,

279
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I swallowed the combination
to the safe,

280
00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:16,230
put a burning cigar
in my pocket.

281
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,730
You've got nothin'
to worry about.

282
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,730
But you don't understand.
The combination is in here.

283
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:23,240
You still got nothin'
to worry about. We'll get it.

284
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,240
How?

285
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,740
We'll operate.

286
00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:26,740
Me?
Yeah.

287
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,240
You?
Yeah.

288
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,780
No! No!

289
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Boys, give him the anesthetic,

290
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and see me in the
operating room later.

291
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[CHUCKLES]

292
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Give.

293
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[MOANS]

294
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,380
[WHISPERING]
Everything's ready.

295
00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:53,350
[WHISPERING]
We'll make an incision
like this.

296
00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:55,850
[WHISPERING]
No. We'll make
an insertion like this.

297
00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:59,360
[WHISPERING]
No. We should make an excursion
like this.

298
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Tic-tac-toe.

299
00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:11,950
MAN:
<i>Calling Dr. Howard,
Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.</i>

300
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,030
[WHISPERING]
Shut up.

301
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:16,210
<i>Shut up yourself!</i>

302
00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:19,240
[WHISPERING]
Should I give him
more sodium amytal?

303
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,380
Nah. Give him a Coca-Cola.

304
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:24,460
No, schnapps.

305
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,410
Oh...

306
00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:29,890
Stop. We might cut him.

307
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:31,390
What do you want me
to do, kiss him?

308
00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:32,470
Wait a minute.

309
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:35,980
Let's plug him and see
if he's ripe. Heh-heh.

310
00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:40,100
Say, why are
we all whispering?

311
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,680
I don't know why
you're whispering,

312
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,600
but I lost my voice
asking for a raise.

313
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[STOMPING AND YELLING]

314
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,990
[ALL WHOOPING]

315
00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:00,000
[CHUCKLING]

316
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000
[WHOOPING]

317
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,430
Semmers.
Semmers.

318
00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:12,930
Semmers.

319
00:15:12,930 --> 00:15:13,930
Honeycomb.

320
00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:15,430
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb.

321
00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:16,930
Sinneterna.

322
00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:19,440
Sinneterna.
Sinneterna.

323
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Annacannapooner.

324
00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,440
Annacannapooner.
Annacannapooner.

325
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Annacannapooner.

326
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:24,940
Oh.
Oh.

327
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,890
Annacannapo--

328
00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:28,440
Shift.
One.
Two.

329
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,450
Three.
Four.

330
00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:31,950
Pinanalge.
Pinanalge.

331
00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:33,950
Annasinig.
Annasinig.

332
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Cotton.
Cotton.

333
00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:38,040
Cotton.

334
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,540
Cotton!

335
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,040
Apeere.
Apeere.

336
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,040
Onnag.
Onnag.

337
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,990
Shift.
Hike.

338
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Sayers.
Jisit.

339
00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,550
Cotton.

340
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,050
Cotton!

341
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:55,050
Cotton.

342
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,060
Cotton!

343
00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:03,810
[JACKHAMMER RUMBLING]

344
00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:12,320
There it is.
Ha-ha-ha.

345
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,860
He's got it.
He's got it.

346
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,360
Needles.
Needles.
Needles.

347
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,860
[WHISPERS]
Needles.

348
00:16:25,370 --> 00:16:26,870
[THREAD SQUEAKING]

349
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:32,380
[THREAD SQUEAKING]

350
00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:37,430
[WHISPERING]
Scissors.

351
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,430
Scissors.
Scissors.

352
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,930
Scissors!

353
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,800
Ah! Success.
Success.

354
00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:52,110
Where are the tools?

355
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:53,610
The tools?

356
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,450
Tools?

357
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,030
[METAL CLINKING]

358
00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:15,550
MAN:
<i>Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine,
Dr. Howard. Are you coming?</i>

359
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,890
[WHOOPING]

360
00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:20,510
<i>Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine,
Dr. Howard.</i>

361
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,090
[MUTTERING]

362
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:24,090
<i>Calling Dr. Howard,
Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.</i>

363
00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:25,590
[BEEPING]
<i>Calling Dr. Howard,</i>

364
00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:28,060
<i>Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.</i>

365
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:30,150
<i>Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine,
Dr. Howard.</i>

366
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,400
Agh!

367
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,990
<i>Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine,
Dr. Howard.</i>

368
00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:35,860
<i>Dr. Howard,
Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.</i>

369
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:37,320
Where is that noise
coming from?

370
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,860
Where is it?
Where can it be?

371
00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:40,940
<i>Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine,
Dr. Howard.
Look.</i>

372
00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,660
MOE:
There it is.

373
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:44,530
<i>Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine,
Dr. Howard.</i>

374
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,610
<i>[MOANS]</i>

375
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,420
<i>They got me.</i>

376
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:51,500
[IN UNISON]
For duty and humanity.

377
00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:55,510
[♪]

